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December 20
  
9pm

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January 07
  
9:45pm

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January 09
  
8pm

Carnegie Hall

NEW YORK CITY, NY
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January 10
  
8pm

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UPPER DARBY, PA
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January 14
  
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MADISON, WI
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Saturday
January 24
  
7:00pm

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PHOENIX, AZ
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Saturday
January 24
  
10:00pm

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Wednesday
January 28
  
8pm

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BERKELEY, CA
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January 29
  
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PORTLAND, OR
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January 30
  
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February 11
  
7pm

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February 15
  
7:30pm

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