Hey Urbana, I'm on the radio. No, really. WDWS. You can call in and talk to a sleep-deprived comedian.
"He's got a heavy English accent. Could be a fruitcake." God, I love Walter Matthau in TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE. #Ebertfest2014
$20 Fuddrucker's gift card, taser & a copy of The Artist's Way. #MyEarthquakeKit
"You assholes are 'sposed to be collecting TOLLS. You're sittin' in this house making cookies? Yer costin' me money!" -- history, I guess
"There's a cis-privilege outrage somewhere in the My Little Pony cartoon. But where, dammit? WHERE?!?" -- @Salon writer at 3am

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EVENTS

Saturday
May 17
  
9PM

Patton Oswalt

LOS ANGELES, CA
The Largo at the Coronet

Thursday
May 29
  

Limestone Comedy Festival

BLOOMINGTON, IN
Buskirk-Chumley Theater