Bill Cosby says he's blind & working on new material. A good joke would be him on a date but he roofies his own drink by accident.
Oh man this can't happen soon enough. https://t.co/QgkMTTWN3G
Dylan is a HARDCORE MST3K fan. I brought up "Manos" and she countered with "Puma Man." #humbling https://t.co/gOxtTAGrkr
There ya go, Jesse! Don't you EVER give up, you smirking turd-possum. https://t.co/KoIoCZstiB

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EVENTS

Sunday
April 30
  
8 PM

Patton Oswalt & Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA
Largo at the Coronet

Tuesday
May 02
  
7:30PM

Patton Oswalt

PORTLAND, OR
The Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall

Sunday
May 21
  
8 PM

Patton Oswalt & Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA
Largo at the Coronet

Monday
May 22
  
8 PM

Patton Oswalt

IRVINE, CA
Irvine Improv

Tuesday
May 23
  
8 PM

Patton Oswalt

IRVINE, CA
Irvine Improv

Friday
June 02
  
7 PM & 10 PM

Patton Oswalt

CHICAGO, IL
Athenaeum Theatre