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If a psychokiller cut the power in my house just now & then turned it back on I will totally live-Tweet my murder & be EXTRA snarky
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The Fake Gallery

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

The Fake Gallery
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

Thursday
May 02, 2013
8pm




All shows free. E-mail fakegallery@earthlink.net to hold a seat. Donations to the gallery strongly suggested.