In light of the Draft Kings scandal, I may as well admit that in 1981 I paid my DM $15 so that my ranger "found" a Vorpal Sword.
THAT's the reason I overreacted to the Luke The Mac 'n' Cheese Frat Douche! I HAAAAATE service people getting shit on. Hate. It.
If anything, let's hope Luke The Mac 'n' Cheese Frat Douche learns this crucial lesson:
.@NickAmadeus That's probably 'cuz the manager's a to-his-core good guy. Something Luke probably can't understand and further enraged him.
.@HumanPackAnimal @shanenickerson That moment was especially hateful.

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