OH GODDAMIT NONONONO YOU IDIOTS SHIIIIIIIT #SuperBowlTweetFromLaterThisAfternoon #timetravel
"Discount" is a wonderful word except when it precedes "sushi", "abortion" or "prom dress."
A drunk Seahawks fan in the airport just yelled, "Super Bowl champions!" and I swear it sounded like "chuppa chow tampons!"
A flight full of beyond-wasted Seahawks fans bound for Phoenix just finished boarding here at SeaTac. It's like chemical warfare.
Judging from the throngs of loud, drunken Seahawks fans inside SeaTac Airport, there's some sort of "bowl" today that's quite "super."

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The Fake Gallery

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

The Fake Gallery
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

Thursday
July 11, 2013
8pm




All shows free. E-mail fakegallery@earthlink.net to hold a seat. Donations to the gallery strongly suggested.