.@be3n I usually find a sushi restaurant near the venue and put strychnine in the edamame.
I'm a sober, responsible dad & hubby in the streets and a spooooky ghost in the sheets! Lookit me! I'm a ghoooooost!!! #sexy #boo
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"Here's 20 Vicodin. Try to stop carrying people at the beach." -- Jesus' chiropractor
If a psychokiller cut the power in my house just now & then turned it back on I will totally live-Tweet my murder & be EXTRA snarky

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EVENTS

Helium Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR
Live Show

Helium Comedy Club
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Friday
May 24, 2013
7:30pm