I am pretentious as fucque.
Billy: "I've got Phil Collins' number. He told me not to lose it." Rikki: "Huh. Steely Dan told me the exact same thing."
Me: "Alice, you're the best." My daughter: "That's not very nice to everyone else."
I will, however, be chain-eating these cleverly packaged chocolates. #OrphanBlack http://t.co/SaCYRRVz3T
Not gonna live Tweet tonight's @OrphanBlack season premiere. Too many twists & surprises. You gotta experience 'em yourselves.

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Helium Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR
Live Show

Helium Comedy Club
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Friday
May 24, 2013
10pm