"You ain't just whistling 'Dixie'! Wait...you ARE whistling 'Dixie.' Why're you...what is this?" (Ku Klux Klan enters)
Hey John Waters: I'm at Salt on Pratt St. in Butcher's Hill. I'll be here for the next hour. Drop in, I'll buy you a Clear Eye Susan.
.@CharltonV Get another job?
Oh God, Tim & Eric's BEDTIME STORIES premieres tonight. Watch this fucking trailer. WHAT. IS. HAPPENING: http://t.co/yV4ORIf7mk
.@KeyAndPeele And you even got the "lens flare" in there. I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS.

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Helium Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR
Live Show

Helium Comedy Club
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Friday
May 24, 2013
10pm