"The hell is a 'parsec' anyway, ya nerd?" "The hell is 'Coors', you hillbilly?" - The Bandit interviews Han Solo, @parisreview, 2/4/79
This is PERFECT: @TheKeyofAwesome: The Key of Awesome's Modern Monster Mash! http://t.co/uNclvB7FDE
"When you get older, you must choose between a). ass or b). your face." -- the French "c)." -- me
The Crystal Ship/lacks proper buoyancy #SoberJimMorrison

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EVENTS

Helium Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR
Live Show

Helium Comedy Club
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Saturday
May 25, 2013
10pm