Dear Patton: Pouring bowl of Cheetos, re-sealing bag, eating Cheetos & repeating 'til bag is empty is why I don't exist. -- 80 year-old you
The poster for my 1/7/15 Boston show by @eyenoise is gorgeous and just $15! http://t.co/tKUqBrvhIS
Enjoy this tender, delightful moment from the upcoming season of THE HEART, SHE HOLLER: http://t.co/tD3LFzmqlk
Mike Nichols is at the back of Death's bus, smiling wryly, wondering what's next as he rides into the ether. #RIPMikeNichols
Wait, does this effect Dr. Julius Hibbert on THE SIMPSONS? Kinda not joking here...

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Helium Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR
Live Show

Helium Comedy Club
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Saturday
May 25, 2013
10pm