See my previous Tweet. Holy shit. See what I mean? https://t.co/ChaA8aA7nl
My God, everything @realDonaldTrump touches turns into an embarrassing, public dick-shrivel. He literally can't do anything. Amazing.
Is there video yet of Trump, Sessions & Giuliani performing "My Little Buttercup" for President Nieto?
In my dream last night we were roller skating to T'Pau's "Heart and Soul." Just two bros, exploring. https://t.co/MDeeXSt0XK
Sadly, I will NOT be on season 2 of STRANGER THINGS. But me and @JimNorton just sold our show STRANGER DANGER THINGS to @NickelodeonTV!

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Helium Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR
Live Show

Helium Comedy Club
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Saturday
May 25, 2013
7:30pm