.@BRIANMBENDIS Oh SHIT. I missed one. ALL-NEW X-MEN 32. Sorry. 3 from Bendis. Again, #wow
Insane comics day t'morrow. 2 @Remender, 2 @warrenellis, 2 @BRIANMBENDIS, 3 @GerryDuggan, STRAY BULLETS, WICKED + DIVINE & more. #wow
.@whuuutt Wait, is there a hidden mic on this hotel room?
Left a syllable/Out of my last haiku tweet/Cunt sauce shovelfuck -- "Sleep Deprived", Patton Oswalt, haiku c. 2014
Goddamit shit fuck/Mother cunt balls shit dick/Fuck goddamit FUCK "Lemon Juice on Paper Cut" (Yue Ping, haiku, c. 1563)

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EVENTS

Helium Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR
Live Show

Helium Comedy Club
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Saturday
May 25, 2013
7:30pm