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SOAK UP THE DARK - Hopscotch (1980)

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

New Beverly Cinema
New Beverly Cinema

Thursday
October 10, 2013
9:50pm





HOPSCOTCH: I saw this when I was eleven years old. I was visiting my grandparents in Arizona. They had HBO. This was rated R. I wanted to see boobies. This movie doesn't have boobies. But I loved it anyway. Walter Matthau takes down the entire CIA, and Ned Beatty to boot.