When someone uses "methinks" in an internet comment thread rest easy knowing they're in no way an unforgivable dick-bucket.
The series finale of Game of Thrones will be a scene where Rape fucks Murder and they have a baby called The View. #markmywords
Andie should've picked Duckie. It's where the 80's went wrong. It led to George W. Bush & 9/11.
"Pumpkin" and "nipple" and "cobbler" join "muffin" on the Words That Are Hilarious When Screamed In Anger List. #donotevenask

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EVENTS

Festival Supreme

SANTA MONICA, CA
Live Show

Festival Supreme
Santa Monica Pier

Saturday
October 19, 2013





Tim & Eric • The MR Show Experience • The MIghty Boosh • Sarah Silverman • Zach Galifianakis • Adam Sandler • The Gregory Brothers • Tig Notard • Hannibal Buress • Eric Idle & The Jeff Davis Experience • Fred Armisen • Will Forte • Princess • Demetri Martin • Dynasty Handbag • Reggie Watts • Beardyman • Craig Robinson & The Nasty Delicious • Garfunkel & Oates • Triumph the Insult Comic Dog • Neil Hamburger Band • The Abe Lincoln Story • Nancy & Beth • Tenacious D • Patton Oswalt • Sasquatch • Tim Minchin Line-up subject to change - the event is 21+