"Who's ready to ruin Halloween?" -- a tiny box of goddamned raisins
The complete Penguin Drop Caps series. @jessicahische did an amazing job on these. Of COURSE I bought the whole set: http://t.co/RbSm6Sj6cM
??I got Every Bit Of Love Always from your kiss...??
I'm just a boy, asking my Über driver to take me to Vegas and I swear by the time we get there I'll have convinced you to marry me.
.@marcmaron @daveanthony @TheRichardLewis And I'm about to. Good workout. (Pours out some Talisker, leaves the octagon). #respect

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Patton Oswalt and Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

Largo at the Coronet
366 N. La Cienega Blvd

Sunday
December 01, 2013
9PM





Don't miss Patton Oswalt & Friends at Largo on Sunday, December 1st! This will be a hilarious night of comedy.