I figure we're about a month away from time travelers from our future constantly appearing and trying to kill Trump.
Okay, goofy diversion over. Getting called back to set. Thanks for humoring me.
Hey, that's your mom. She raised you. Show some respect. For dat bomb-ass PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU https://t.co/Bt0Wh0jB7f
Can I drive this ?? out yo mama's big-as-fuck PUSSYSAURUS? ?? (birds are from dinosaurs read a book) https://t.co/3lEtFbxs0r
I'm great. Yo moms, not so much. I banged her so hard she got two buttholes now. Here's an emoji of her butt: ?? https://t.co/97OyyKRjVi

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EVENTS

Patton Oswalt and Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

Largo at the Coronet
366 N. La Cienega Blvd

Sunday
December 01, 2013
9PM





Don't miss Patton Oswalt & Friends at Largo on Sunday, December 1st! This will be a hilarious night of comedy.