They're ALMOND butter and my mom is super-proud of them so now who's the loser? #yaburnt https://t.co/RYhuXgJMjE
One of my daughters sketch books already contains better election coverage than @CNN: https://t.co/ibsQiuCQvA
"We've got company" -- mercenaries in action movies/my grandma in real life
Whoa! I never thought of that. Puts a new spin on the "pair of .45s" lyric. https://t.co/8ZM85gNQzc
But he could be informing for them. Could be a brag -- he acts pretty cowardly during the shootout? https://t.co/F9Ivp3h3DO

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Patton Oswalt and Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

The Largo at Coronet
366 N La Cienega Blvd

Saturday
January 04, 2014
9PM