Someday, a novel will be written by someone who handled an airline's Twitter account. The novel's villain will be a comedian.
McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' Character From Advertising http://t.co/M5DVo1FAoS via @theonion
Like, couldn't the new Hamburglar ONLY steal burgers from the other hamburger chains? Like Omar on THE WIRE? "Robble comin'!"
Was hoping for a grittier, Christopher Nolan/Michael Mann version of Hamburglar.
@dreamstobecome @neilhimself @wilw 99.9% of the people who ask are super-nice. The eBay hounds are easy to spot after awhile.

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Patton Oswalt and Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

The Largo at Coronet
366 N La Cienega Blvd

Saturday
January 04, 2014
9PM