Attaboy @BernieSanders. On to South Carolina. #feelthebernyall
There are easier ways to trend, Kanye.
They removed the sun porch! Those bastards! https://t.co/OSezsg24ob
I'm a respectful atheist but I can't think of Jesus creeping out of the tomb after 3 days WITHOUT hearing the "Pink Panther" theme.
Oooooh wow this new @Twitter algorithm. Yeah, guys, it sucks. Just change back -- no harm, no foul. We all make mistakes. #yuck

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Patton Oswalt and Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

The Largo at the Coronet
366 N La Cienega Blvd

Saturday
April 19, 2014
9PM