When someone uses "methinks" in an internet comment thread rest easy knowing they're in no way an unforgivable dick-bucket.
The series finale of Game of Thrones will be a scene where Rape fucks Murder and they have a baby called The View. #markmywords
Andie should've picked Duckie. It's where the 80's went wrong. It led to George W. Bush & 9/11.
"Pumpkin" and "nipple" and "cobbler" join "muffin" on the Words That Are Hilarious When Screamed In Anger List. #donotevenask

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Patton Oswalt

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

The Largo at the Coronet
366 N La Cienega Blvd

Saturday
May 17, 2014
9PM