Terribly, thanks for asking. We got a senile cockwagon for a President and he's fucking everything up and shitty pe… https://t.co/GOAjgibVyR
The fuck world are we living in? https://t.co/npgNNXRNV7
Uch. He has Local Weatherman Hair. https://t.co/Mm4gFOjZi5
Me (to crowd): "This is my 11th Guinness in 2 hours." Audience member: "Pussy!" https://t.co/14cM1G5LLs
I'm only doing Galway! @Vicar_Street is one of the most fun venues I've EVER done. Ever. Just amazing. https://t.co/l7WOcIYHKG

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EVENTS

Patton Oswalt

SAN FRANCISCO, CA
Live Show

SF Masonic
1111 California Street

Saturday
March 25, 2017
9:30 PM