Whoever's wolf whistling needs a brick to the balls. #DemsInPhilly
"Don't boo, vote." YES. #DemsInPhilly
Always hits me when I remember bin Laden's dead. Keep hoping he'll come walking into the Improv, doing his impressions. #DemsInPhilly
What a great speech. I mean, he's no Scott Baio, but Barack's doing very well. #DemsinPhilly
Imagine Trump running down a checklist of his Presidency. "Owls? Gone. Got rid of 'em. Uh...that's about it." #DemsInPhilly

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