"Yo, I ain' continuing this Sermon on the Mount 'til I see EVERY hand in the air. Oh, you're a leper? Okay, then..." -- Yeezus
"Archibald's Next Big Thing", a charming new book by @MrTonyHale, is one of my daughter's favorites. Don't miss it: http://t.co/se61Uo7jhh
Thank you, @LargoLosAngeles. I really REALLY needed that.
Dear any cannibals or necrophiles in the @nfl: Stand up & be counted. Most you'll get at this point is a shrug.
It's so hot in Silverlake today there's a "Level Siracha" vinyl record melt warning.

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