Just auditioned for next season's @SHO_Penny. A nervous freight handler named "Wilbur." They've cast @ReidScott_ as "Chick", my partner.
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.@Just_For_Laughs @1chesterfield @billburr Fuck that. Go see Bill Burr twice. I might even skip my stupid show.
.@johncreighton99 Oh, you... (sips mimosa, rolls eyes)
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Fri, Oct 06


31 HORROR STORIES -- "N0072-JK1" (2003)

@ 12:00 PM

This is a super-short, stealth-mindfucker from someone named Adam Corbin Fusco. I found it in a FROM THE BORDERLANDS anthology, and I can't stop thinking about it. It's written in the style of a dry, clinical precis/overview of a series of scientific experiments. It won't take you long to realize that whoever's doing these experiments needs to be STOPPED. Also, and much worse, no one in the experiments is undergoing them...willingly.

Take care of your knees.



 
 
   
   
   
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