(53/53) Also, the "come" part of "welcome" shouldn't be construed in a "faggy" way.
(52/53) Welcome to comedy in 2015, @Trevornoah!
(51/53) A simple series of clarifying post-joke Tweets like the ones I just sent out will insure EVERYONE a gentle, comforting chuckle.
(50/53) Jokes should always entertain. EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HEARS THEM.
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Fri, Oct 06


31 HORROR STORIES -- "N0072-JK1" (2003)

@ 12:00 PM

This is a super-short, stealth-mindfucker from someone named Adam Corbin Fusco. I found it in a FROM THE BORDERLANDS anthology, and I can't stop thinking about it. It's written in the style of a dry, clinical precis/overview of a series of scientific experiments. It won't take you long to realize that whoever's doing these experiments needs to be STOPPED. Also, and much worse, no one in the experiments is undergoing them...willingly.

Take care of your knees.



 
 
   
   
   
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