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Sat, Oct 07


31 HORROR STORIES -- "Quest for Blank Claveringi" (1967)

@ 12:00 PM

Patricia Highsmith wrote STRANGERS ON A TRAIN and the Ripley novels. She also wrote SPY SMASHER and CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT comics for Fawcett. And she loved animals and bugs.

I don't think she thought bugs liked us too much. At least, the giant snails in this reasonable, matter-of-fact freak show of a story don't seem to friendly.

What's worse -- drowning or being eaten alive? Read this story and find out.



 
 
   
   
   
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