If you're in DC this Friday and need a place to scream and rage? Here you go: https://t.co/jXRmTLQABW
A final moment of grace before the darkness erupts. Hold onto this. Not going to be another one for a loooooong tim… https://t.co/33Q5WpDNzL
Someone read this in Lord Humungus' voice. https://t.co/j475qkkfQ3
Bringing back jobs. Respecting workers. #MAGA https://t.co/uxHx5fjzZU

Join the List!

SPEW

Page 54 of 89 posts   |  View Archive   
   
   
   
Jump to:
 

Tue, Oct 17


31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Pear-Shaped Man" (1987)

@ 1:00 PM

Everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. I read George R.R. Martin's story in OMNI, during my senior year in high school. A friend's parents were going through a nasty divorce, and the mom had moved to a new apartment building nearby. So I'd go and visit him there. And in the apartment complex was a Pear-Shaped Man. I'd spot him, little glimpses of his bulk, darting out of the slats of sun that shone in the mailbox alcove, scuttling back into the afternoon gloom of his apartment. Luckily, I'd read Martin's story, so I didn't get close. Because everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. Even though there's only one.


 
 
   
   
   
Jump to: