THAT's the reason I overreacted to the Luke The Mac 'n' Cheese Frat Douche! I HAAAAATE service people getting shit on. Hate. It.
If anything, let's hope Luke The Mac 'n' Cheese Frat Douche learns this crucial lesson:
.@NickAmadeus That's probably 'cuz the manager's a to-his-core good guy. Something Luke probably can't understand and further enraged him.
.@HumanPackAnimal @shanenickerson That moment was especially hateful.
3/3 But vengeance is never uglier than when you spot it in yourself.

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Tue, Oct 17

31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Pear-Shaped Man" (1987)

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Everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. I read George R.R. Martin's story in OMNI, during my senior year in high school. A friend's parents were going through a nasty divorce, and the mom had moved to a new apartment building nearby. So I'd go and visit him there. And in the apartment complex was a Pear-Shaped Man. I'd spot him, little glimpses of his bulk, darting out of the slats of sun that shone in the mailbox alcove, scuttling back into the afternoon gloom of his apartment. Luckily, I'd read Martin's story, so I didn't get close. Because everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. Even though there's only one.

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