In the center of the wasteland that was once America in 2017 should be a huge monument that just says "...BUT HER E-MAILS"
Hey, working class Trump voters: he just added ANOTHER Goldman Sachs CEO to his cabinet. Trump hates you. HATES. YOU.
Better late than never. I'll take it. https://t.co/kEG2epQDLC
Huh. And why would he need any kind of "omnibus blocking permit"? It's like, I dunno, he didn't really win? He has… https://t.co/v5Md6U5YzX

Join the List!

SPEW

Page 54 of 89 posts   |  View Archive   
   
   
   
Jump to:
 

Tue, Oct 17


31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Pear-Shaped Man" (1987)

@ 1:00 PM

Everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. I read George R.R. Martin's story in OMNI, during my senior year in high school. A friend's parents were going through a nasty divorce, and the mom had moved to a new apartment building nearby. So I'd go and visit him there. And in the apartment complex was a Pear-Shaped Man. I'd spot him, little glimpses of his bulk, darting out of the slats of sun that shone in the mailbox alcove, scuttling back into the afternoon gloom of his apartment. Luckily, I'd read Martin's story, so I didn't get close. Because everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. Even though there's only one.


 
 
   
   
   
Jump to: