Oh wow. THANK YOU. Down the wormhole I go... https://t.co/0dL82uPdTg
I've now watched it 15 times. Not exaggerating. Frame by frame. It is perfect, self-satisfied shittiness. #Emmy https://t.co/yu6Q71tcYd
"You Pepperidge Farm ad mothefuckers!" Watching @timothycsimons rage is scarily gorgeous. Thank you, @VeepHBO.
The beautiful, clunky edit to cover him CLEARLY fucking up the swing should be taught in film classes. https://t.co/FMqc6hVbAp
Jonah's campaign ad was so hilariously awful they ran it IN FULL after tonight's @VeepHBO. Like THEY couldn't believe how great it was.

Join the List!

SPEW

Page 54 of 89 posts   |  View Archive   
   
   
   
Jump to:
 

Tue, Oct 17


31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Pear-Shaped Man" (1987)

@ 1:00 PM

Everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. I read George R.R. Martin's story in OMNI, during my senior year in high school. A friend's parents were going through a nasty divorce, and the mom had moved to a new apartment building nearby. So I'd go and visit him there. And in the apartment complex was a Pear-Shaped Man. I'd spot him, little glimpses of his bulk, darting out of the slats of sun that shone in the mailbox alcove, scuttling back into the afternoon gloom of his apartment. Luckily, I'd read Martin's story, so I didn't get close. Because everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. Even though there's only one.


 
 
   
   
   
Jump to: