you know who has a problem with women busting ghosts ISIS pow topical and also your dick is a raisin now
.@DannyZuker And I'M honored to share this day with my two favorite dancers: you and @whereslunchphil.
.@KarenKilgariff That's my 2nd favorite kinda-rape scene from an 80s comedy (you've still got the #1 spot, Revenge of the Nerds!)
The east coast blizzard pales when compared to the Internet Indignant Spittle Typhoon Reaction to the all-female Ghostbusters news.

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Fri, Oct 20


31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Boarded Window" (1906)

@ 1:00 PM

Ambrose Bierce. His "An Inhabitant of Carcosa" got H.P. Lovecraft's blood a-boiling. Being the Ramones to the whole Cthulhu Mythos alone gets him on this list. But, again, he's got so many to choose from.

Fuck it, I'm choosing this. And all because of the last two sentences. It's one thing to have Bierce's gift for casually describing horror head-on (a favorite: "A man though naked may be dressed in rags", describing a hideously mutilated corpse). Here, he tells a folksy, outdoors-y tale of the frontier. Nothing seems all too horrible -- until those last...two...sentences.



 
 
   
   
   
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