Holy moley this just made me laugh myself a near-hernia. Oh my God. https://t.co/sxv85Wb6pL
So, EVERYONE's reporting the fact that EVERYONE is lying about you? So, is the REPORTING on the lie ALSO a lie? https://t.co/MMGZyrVMZP
Imagine Lorre's face in the chest-screen of Arnim Zola. Distorted but over-sharp. And that VOICE. https://t.co/uxuvOvM025
Dwight Frye as The Riddler? https://t.co/BxF8rTK6ZM
Could everyone take 20 seconds to read this? Seriously. https://t.co/48XEbeep1u

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Fri, Oct 20


31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Boarded Window" (1906)

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Ambrose Bierce. His "An Inhabitant of Carcosa" got H.P. Lovecraft's blood a-boiling. Being the Ramones to the whole Cthulhu Mythos alone gets him on this list. But, again, he's got so many to choose from.

Fuck it, I'm choosing this. And all because of the last two sentences. It's one thing to have Bierce's gift for casually describing horror head-on (a favorite: "A man though naked may be dressed in rags", describing a hideously mutilated corpse). Here, he tells a folksy, outdoors-y tale of the frontier. Nothing seems all too horrible -- until those last...two...sentences.



 
 
   
   
   
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