.@AlbertBrooks @esquire And "clearance", apparently. Thank you, Albert. I want to Hulk-run into your arms right now.
.@esquire @AlbertBrooks No excuse, no acceptable apology as far as I can see. Fuck me. Good night.
.@esquire @AlbertBrooks This has been an IMAX, 3D, Smell-o-Vision version of a shitty day. I've pissed off one of my heroes.
.@esquire @AlbertBrooks And now I'm in the shitty position of inadvertently dealing out theft to one of my heroes.
.@esquire @AlbertBrooks Albert, I'm sorry you & your work were treated this way. I go bugfuck when it's done to me or another comedian...

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Sat, Oct 21


31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Upper Berth" (1894)

@ 1:00 PM

F. Marion Crawford wrote this -- the bloated, bloviating cousin to Ambrose Bierce's super-short "The Boarded Window". While Bierce's tale genially strolls up to a sucker-punch ending, Crawford's little number is packed through with creepiness, horror, and fright.

And then...and then...the last goddamn line. Which considers all that's come before, and makes it so much worse.



 
 
   
   
   
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