Stand-up comedy circa 1985 called. It actually doesn't wanna talk to you. You're lethally boring.
With the sound off, this looks like Megyn Kelly arguing with a scrotum puppet. With the sound on? WOW.
Come on, Arizona! Oh man PLEASE make this happen. You're a beautiful, otherworldly state & this would be GORGEOUS i…
Ha ha! This doddering old sap. Perfect. Fuckin' perfect.
A sequel to NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS set in the "always St. Patrick's Day" tree would make REQUIEM FOR A DREAM look like AMÉLIE.

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Sat, Oct 21

31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Upper Berth" (1894)

@ 1:00 PM

F. Marion Crawford wrote this -- the bloated, bloviating cousin to Ambrose Bierce's super-short "The Boarded Window". While Bierce's tale genially strolls up to a sucker-punch ending, Crawford's little number is packed through with creepiness, horror, and fright.

And then...and then...the last goddamn line. Which considers all that's come before, and makes it so much worse.

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