"You ain't just whistling 'Dixie'! Wait...you ARE whistling 'Dixie.' Why're you...what is this?" (Ku Klux Klan enters)
Hey John Waters: I'm at Salt on Pratt St. in Butcher's Hill. I'll be here for the next hour. Drop in, I'll buy you a Clear Eye Susan.
.@CharltonV Get another job?
Oh God, Tim & Eric's BEDTIME STORIES premieres tonight. Watch this fucking trailer. WHAT. IS. HAPPENING: http://t.co/yV4ORIf7mk
.@KeyAndPeele And you even got the "lens flare" in there. I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS.

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Mon, Mar 22


I HAVE CROSSED A FRONTIER

@ 9:03 AM

A young fan named Joshua Levesque wrote me last year, saying he wanted to get a tattoo of my George Lucas bit. I tried to dissuade him -- getting permanent ink of one of my jokes is like tattooing the lyrics to "Barbie Girl" on your face. But, like Parker in THE HUNTER or Marv in SIN CITY, the man would not be stopped. So I asked Ivan Brunetti to design a tattoo. He did. Joshua etched it onto his skin. Here it is: Photobucket


 
 
   
   
   
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