My favorite Velvet Underground song is Nervous Norvus' "Transfusion." #50son5
Oh wow. WOW. Lucha Libre matches are RIDICULOUSLY entertaining. I hope this happens.
After tonight's debate I'm volunteering at a suicide hotline to help with the flood of fact checkers who'll be calling in.
Did you back @BernieSanders in the primaries? So did I. Now he's backing @HillaryClinton. And so am I. 'Cuz he's a wise man.
Oh wow, @BloombergTV is doing real-time fact-checking during the debate. Okay, watch them or @PBS. Thank you.

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Wed, Apr 20

The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
Gainesville Whiff

@ 12:00 AM

I'm writing this in the van as we idle in the Comfort Inn parking lot, waiting for everyone to load up. Dave. Brian and Zach went out last night, but Ole Grandpa Oswalt was feeling sleepy-bye and went to bed. Not that I slept, since Comfort Inn fills their mattresses with random pipes, wrenches and geodes.

No matter where I stand in the parking lot, the air here smells like old cheese. Later today, in Orlando, new comics.

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