Depression level: Elton John's "Blue Eyes" on repeat while eating vanilla ice cream & Fritos.
Funerals are final but there's no closure. Memorials are hopeful but they don't bring back the dead. https://t.co/K8Ss7DejEj
That was me. Sundays are my therapist-sanctioned "diaper days." Otherwise I huff gas fumes. https://t.co/noXlEBhDgX
This was dialogue I had to ADR for episode 4 of #LadyDynamite. One take: https://t.co/DNH17iN0mL
Just saw @theniceguys. Gonna be my new Lebowski. Holy shit. Offensive, hilarious, relentless. REALLY needed that. Thank you.

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Fri, Apr 22


The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
Two Days Of No Internet Access

@ 12:00 AM

The last two places we stayed (Orlando and, now, Atlanta) have no internet access. I'm writing this in a radio station in Atlanta. I'll try to do a huge update later today.

I ate yucca fries last night.


 
 
   
   
   
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