.@MaryJoPehl I love you, Mary Jo. We all do. #nerdcrush
I am ready to push the button. I AM READY TO PUSH THE BUTTON. https://t.co/nieM8CQ3zk
@achorowitz Yep! You beat me to it. And did it with more panache. Just deleted mine. #TwitterHonorCode
Bill O'Reilly says "on the record" alot. Does he know his shows are all immediately erased and used to tape episodes of DOG WITH A BLOG?
.@jackmoore448 Aw, thanks! Was I hallucinating or is Lee Grant on this flight?

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Mon, Mar 17


@ 5:21 PM

I just wrote yet another blurb for a friend's forthcoming book.     So far, I've only blurbed books I've actually read and enjoyed.

But I'm facing down four or five months of constant travel, film acting work, and writing under deadline.    I don't think I'm going to have time to honor any forthcoming blurb or review requests.

Until then, please feel free to use any of the following all-purpose blurbs:

"A delicious mocha-swirl of Wallace Stevens, Judy Blume and Tom Clancy!"

"Jesus brain-raping Christ, I loved these Christmas poems!"

"A literal roller-coaster ride!"


"Black type-set words printed on white paper...literally!"

"Staten Island is bitterly cold, bleak, and 100% attraction-free!   A must!"

"Manages to evoke the British defeat at Ticonderoga, the stench of rotted crab legs, and Robert Loggia's voice!"

"Passably competent!"

"I'm yelling at nothing while I write this!    Here what it sounds like:   Blaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh!"

"Why?  Dear God, WHY?!?"

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