Mon, Mar 17
PATTON''S BARGAIN BLURB BASEMENT@ 5:21 PM
But I'm facing down four or five months of constant travel, film acting work, and writing under deadline. I don't think I'm going to have time to honor any forthcoming blurb or review requests.
Until then, please feel free to use any of the following all-purpose blurbs:
"A delicious mocha-swirl of Wallace Stevens, Judy Blume and Tom Clancy!"
"Jesus brain-raping Christ, I loved these Christmas poems!"
"A literal roller-coaster ride!"
"Black type-set words printed on white paper...literally!"
"Staten Island is bitterly cold, bleak, and 100% attraction-free! A must!"
"Manages to evoke the British defeat at Ticonderoga, the stench of rotted crab legs, and Robert Loggia's voice!"
"I'm yelling at nothing while I write this! Here what it sounds like: Blaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh!"
"Why? Dear God, WHY?!?"