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Mon, Apr 22


QUESTIONS AND POSTERS

@ 12:00 AM

I’m coming to C2E2 in Chicago this Saturday. Flying in that morning from New York, doing a q&a from 12:30 to 1:30 in the IGN Theater, then heading over to something called “Autograph Table 12” to sign stuff from 2 to 3pm. Then I’m going to bolt to the airport to try to catch a plane.

I’ve never done this before. I’m not bringing anything to sell. Only me, attempting to answer your questions for an hour, and then me again, signing anything you slap onto Autograph Table 12. Oh man, I should’ve phrased that last one better.

Also, this poster will be available, free, for whoever comes for the q&a in the IGN Theater (and maybe at Autograph Table 12, but I’m not sure on that second one):


It’s by Melita Curphy, also known as “Miss Monster”, and “@missmonstermel” on Twitter. She’s one of my favorite artists, designing posters for me in the past plus a whole lots of other amazing things for me and other people. She’s an all-around creative force in any medium you can imagine. Why not visit her website and roam around. I guarantee there’ll be something fanged or tentacle-ed you’ll want to take home and love.

Okay, see you there. Be nice. Let’s help each other through this.



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Posted by: Linus @ 6:32 PM on 4.23.2013
I'm bringing my JLA: Welcome to The Working Week!

Posted by: Patton Oswalt @ 8:32 PM on 4.23.2013
Nice. Haven't seen one of those in awhile.
 

 
 
Posted by: Bobby @ 1:35 PM on 4.24.2013
Taking a flight to... St. Louis? Further South the better, and that is my Golden Rule.

 
 
Posted by: Alan Moore @ 7:40 PM on 4.25.2013
Hey Patton-
New to comedy been about a year...wondering what advice you have for new comics? I'll be opening for josh blue in July San Diego any tips it's my first time opening for a national headliner. -Alan

 
 
Posted by: mojo @ 3:22 PM on 4.27.2013
Why no Bay Area dates on your current tour?

 
 
Posted by: Christian Moore @ 5:26 AM on 4.28.2013
Patton- I was absolutely thrilled to meet you today at the C2E2! I'd love to hear what you thought of "Patton's Pink Pants Fruit Pie Panic". I can only hope I did justice to the original material. Thanks for coming to Chicago!

 
 
Posted by: John John Shabadoo @ 5:45 PM on 4.28.2013
Someone made an amazing poster of Patton Oswalt's Star Wars movie.

http://imgur.com/a/m8MSv

Scroll to the bottom.

 
 
Posted by: Pat @ 7:47 AM on 4.29.2013
Why dont we lose sandwich joe!?

Come on man, we need another cd!

Big thank you

Pat

 
 
Posted by: Brandon @ 9:39 PM on 5.02.2013
Patton,

Get your ass to Kansas City, MO! Just saw Burr last weekend, which means if you come here I can say I've seen the two funniest fuckers in America! Keep doin' what you're doin' man! Love your stuff

 
 
Posted by: C. Zwolinski @ 7:50 PM on 5.16.2013
I'm a high school history teacher and class sponsor; any chance I could convince you to do our school a HUGE favor and speak to our classes? We are in Rochester Michigan and it would be a once in a lifetime experience for our kids.

 
 
Posted by: C. Zwolinski @ 7:50 PM on 5.16.2013
I'm a high school history teacher and class sponsor; any chance I could convince you to do our school a HUGE favor and speak to our classes? We are in Rochester Michigan and it would be a once in a lifetime experience for our kids.

 
 
 
 
 
   
   
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