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Oooooh wow this new @Twitter algorithm. Yeah, guys, it sucks. Just change back -- no harm, no foul. We all make mistakes. #yuck
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Sat, Sep 25


COMEDIANS OF COMEDY SHOOTING DIARY: THE PRE-SHOW PASSED-OUT STEWBUM OF SUCCESS

@ 12:00 AM

   

I need to do more all-ages shows. WOW Hall in Eugene, Oregon last night was pretty fucking fantastic. Old hippies and young punks and young hippies and smelly backpackers and even a caravan of people who drove over from Portland all laughed and giggled and we all had a great time. I got to the gig early, so I had a chance to walk around downtown Eugene. I got invited to two frat parties and one yoga class. It's like that in Eugene.

We've got a night off in Lake Shasta tonight. I wonder if anyone in the crew is going to smoke pot.

   

   


 
 
   
   
   
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