This is PERFECT: @TheKeyofAwesome: The Key of Awesome's Modern Monster Mash! http://t.co/uNclvB7FDE
"When you get older, you must choose between a). ass or b). your face." -- the French "c)." -- me
The Crystal Ship/lacks proper buoyancy #SoberJimMorrison
You guys wanna see Werner Herzog yell at me? Of course you do. "Lemonade War" at @WetheEconomy: http://t.co/M8b3ZNieEA
Oh man I misspelled "assholes" as "asshokes" and my phone suggested changing it to "asshomes" can you IMAGINE anyways I'm fat

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My Weakness Is Strong! - DVD/CD

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My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers records.

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