I wonder which staffer wrestled the phone from your daughter-groping mitts to write this. https://t.co/Dis6qYGm8e
Your staff fixed the spelling but not the ugly threat? It's not just you, is it Donald? Everyone around you sucks. https://t.co/MpVwbwH2N9
"Hello, evarebodee!" "HI DR. BORNSTEIN!"
My daughter's obsessed with Banksy. Thanks @BlueRoosterArt for letting her mess around in the back of your store. https://t.co/OxHVHUeEwh

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My Weakness Is Strong! - DVD/CD


My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers records.

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