5.23.2013
Los Angeles
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

5.24.2013
Portland
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Hey Hollywood -- Hans Brinker but he's grown up and his skates are razors and he fights yetis. DM me, @RyanGosling. 2:42 AM Today

.@shelbyfero Then stay FAR away from me when I'm doing my Junior Jumble! 2:37 AM Today

Sweet dreams, @bouzagloabc. You are God's grace incarnate. Ignore the CUNT-COCK TURD FAGGOT PISS-FUCKERS on the internet. Amen. 2:34 AM Today

"Moster Poster run Twittertown." -- from MAD MAX: BEYOND INSTAGRAM 11:10 PM May 19

Hey guys, @se4realhinton is Tweeting about the inspirations for her books. The Motorcycle Boy scoop she just dropped blew my mind. 11:07 PM May 19

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My Facebook fanpage. I drop in frequently. Chances I'll respond to you? Pretty good! Great place for show updates.

My Twitter feed. I try to read all the "@" mentions. Chances I'll respond to you? Slim, but you never know.

I drop into the Comment threads once in awhile. I've started a new format where I can just respond to you directly on the thread, so expect more of that.

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