.@MichaelsStores Jokes. Awful, awful jokes.
Nervous Norvus' "Transfusion" was the "Frankie Teardrop" of 1956. #MakeThatTypeO
The working title for "Twitter" was "Actually."
Twitter is a wonderful resource for finding literal-minded people to calmly explain the illogic of your jokes.
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My Weakness Is Strong! - DVD/CD


My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers records.

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