True conservatives feel about Donald Trump the way Nirvana fans felt about Limp Bizkit.
Wow, this leaked Black Lodge footage from the new TWIN PEAKS episodes is cr--oh, this is the Trump/Palin interview. Oopsie!
Aaand these are the LAST tickets left for my show in Tampa this Saturday. HANDS WASHED: http://t.co/Npv8To6WUt
Hey @vulture -- here's some basic fact checking you could have done for your winking profile of the plagiarist: https://t.co/TQoZIRs1ll

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