Wow, did @alyankovic KILL IT at the @HollywoodBowl tonight. Full orchestra. Wow! https://t.co/zMShEmupAF
I figure we're about a month away from time travelers from our future constantly appearing and trying to kill Trump.
Okay, goofy diversion over. Getting called back to set. Thanks for humoring me.
Hey, that's your mom. She raised you. Show some respect. For dat bomb-ass PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU https://t.co/Bt0Wh0jB7f
Can I drive this ?? out yo mama's big-as-fuck PUSSYSAURUS? ?? (birds are from dinosaurs read a book) https://t.co/3lEtFbxs0r

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