Everyone pour out some Karo syrup and red food coloring. #RIPHerschellGordonLewis
My favorite Velvet Underground song is Nervous Norvus' "Transfusion." #50son5
Oh wow. WOW. Lucha Libre matches are RIDICULOUSLY entertaining. I hope this happens. https://t.co/Cd3V3OLJm3
After tonight's debate I'm volunteering at a suicide hotline to help with the flood of fact checkers who'll be calling in.
Did you back @BernieSanders in the primaries? So did I. Now he's backing @HillaryClinton. And so am I. 'Cuz he's a wise man.

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Feelin Kinda Patton


Patton Oswalt watched a man shave his balls, and he's fixin' to tell you about it. Reminiscent of the arrival of legendary shockers like George Carlin and Bill Hicks, Patton Oswalt's first CD (available for the first time in vinyl LP format), 2004's "Feelin' Kinda Patton," put him on the radar as a standard-bearer for the new generation of comedians.

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