.@MaryJoPehl I love you, Mary Jo. We all do. #nerdcrush
I am ready to push the button. I AM READY TO PUSH THE BUTTON. https://t.co/nieM8CQ3zk
@achorowitz Yep! You beat me to it. And did it with more panache. Just deleted mine. #TwitterHonorCode
Bill O'Reilly says "on the record" alot. Does he know his shows are all immediately erased and used to tape episodes of DOG WITH A BLOG?
.@jackmoore448 Aw, thanks! Was I hallucinating or is Lee Grant on this flight?

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Werewolves and Lollipops


"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you "Werewolves and Lollipops," now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

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