.@Cartman2002 They all died in a thresher accident. Except maybe @ikebarinholtz? Ike? You on here?
@Tough1FromLarry @LACMA The way she walked makes me HORNY/Through no fault of her own...
If I wasn't working all day tomorrow I'd be at @LACMA seeing THE WOLFMAN (1941) at 1pm. Dangit.
I like to imagine that David Fincher's video for Eddie Money's "Endless Nights" is a SE7EN prequel: http://t.co/FtWBPnweew
Good (?) news, St. Louis! https://t.co/WfaviD5Jyb

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Werewolves and Lollipops


"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you "Werewolves and Lollipops," now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

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