Holy moley this just made me laugh myself a near-hernia. Oh my God. https://t.co/sxv85Wb6pL
So, EVERYONE's reporting the fact that EVERYONE is lying about you? So, is the REPORTING on the lie ALSO a lie? https://t.co/MMGZyrVMZP
Imagine Lorre's face in the chest-screen of Arnim Zola. Distorted but over-sharp. And that VOICE. https://t.co/uxuvOvM025
Dwight Frye as The Riddler? https://t.co/BxF8rTK6ZM
Could everyone take 20 seconds to read this? Seriously. https://t.co/48XEbeep1u

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Werewolves and Lollipops

$14.21

"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you "Werewolves and Lollipops," now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

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