Milk it, Bonnie Tyler! Milk it for all it's worth! Fill that powder keg with sparks, bright eyes!!!! #SolarEclipse2017
To be fair, it WAS the longline for my DIGGSTOWN sequel, but Louis Gossett passed. https://t.co/S2MLrNYPft
HAMILTON matinee with these two beauties. @Lin_Manuel is a genius and I'm happy to love these two sweeties. https://t.co/IEw7nFbeba
Jerry Lewis has passed on. I sincerely hope his afterlife is a warm, peaceful... ...haven.
"Cheer on command" and "show diversity." In the same sentence. Holy fucking shit. https://t.co/a75uM8w5go

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Werewolves and Lollipops

$14.21

"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you "Werewolves and Lollipops," now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

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