"Wildfire" was a better title than, "The Grumpy, Ghost-Humping Sodbuster of Yellow Mountain", I guess.
Michael Martin Murphey's "Wildfire" is about a cranky farmer who dreams of fucking a ghost. I'm serious.
.@shelbyfero That's a Low Desert "Cuddle Spider." They like being picked up and stroked. Put your ear close to hear its "happy hiss"!
No hurricane is going to keep me from this one, Hawaii. The tickets are vanishing quick -- snap 'em up! https://t.co/pjBkqLV9XP
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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland


Comedian Oswalt (The King of Queens, Caprica) offers up a collection of colorful essays ranging in topic from his experiences working at a movie theater to sends-ups of eccentric relatives, including a grandmother who gives exceedingly odd birthday gifts. To delve into the book is to take a tour of Oswalt’s delightfully offbeat mind: he shares with readers what he was doing to procrastinate while writing certain chapters, suggests some truly morbid greeting cards, and parodies the vampire craze in comic-book form.

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