A drunk Seahawks fan in the airport just yelled, "Super Bowl champions!" and I swear it sounded like "chuppa chow tampons!"
A flight full of beyond-wasted Seahawks fans bound for Phoenix just finished boarding here at SeaTac. It's like chemical warfare.
Judging from the throngs of loud, drunken Seahawks fans inside SeaTac Airport, there's some sort of "bowl" today that's quite "super."
Gwyneth Paltrow suggested steam-cleaning the vagina? Joe Don Baker urged America to napalm the taint in the 70s & no one cared.
In Tacoma tonight. Phoenix last Saturday. N. California 2 days ago. Philly 2 weeks ago. Atlanta on 2/15. I'M LIVING A STEVE MILLER SONG.

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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

$10.99

Comedian Oswalt (The King of Queens, Caprica) offers up a collection of colorful essays ranging in topic from his experiences working at a movie theater to sends-ups of eccentric relatives, including a grandmother who gives exceedingly odd birthday gifts. To delve into the book is to take a tour of Oswalt’s delightfully offbeat mind: he shares with readers what he was doing to procrastinate while writing certain chapters, suggests some truly morbid greeting cards, and parodies the vampire craze in comic-book form.

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