Because literally every comment completely negates the thesis of your article? https://t.co/lIOqVLVDg6
I would but I left my horn in your MAMA'S STANK-ASS PUSS-AAAAYYYYY. *commence rekt gifs* https://t.co/lBHfSe7YsL
Also, THANK YOU for calling me a "degenerate." I feel like Groucho, and I've just crashed your whist party. https://t.co/cm5qaR96K9
"Guys! (cough, sputter) I'm with you! I'M ALT-RIGHT!" -- Josh Seidel, in between Doc Marten boots to the face. https://t.co/cm5qaR96K9

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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

$10.99

Comedian Oswalt (The King of Queens, Caprica) offers up a collection of colorful essays ranging in topic from his experiences working at a movie theater to sends-ups of eccentric relatives, including a grandmother who gives exceedingly odd birthday gifts. To delve into the book is to take a tour of Oswalt’s delightfully offbeat mind: he shares with readers what he was doing to procrastinate while writing certain chapters, suggests some truly morbid greeting cards, and parodies the vampire craze in comic-book form.

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