Here's what happened tonight: @StephenAtHome left his brilliant show to go do more brilliant stuff. We still get to see him all the time.
??Buddy Holly/Buddy Holly/Buddy Holly/Buddy Holly/space monkey/Buddy Holly/I just shit my pants?? -- Billy Joel, age 97
Yep, @birbigs beat me to the Mail Chimp joke. #TwitterHonorCide

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Patton Oswalt - No Reason to Complain (Uncensored)

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Stand-up special from Patton Oswalt.

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