5.23.2013
Los Angeles
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

5.24.2013
Portland
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Never forget: FRANKENSTEIN was written by a teenage girl on absinthe & DRACULA by an Irish dude who had a nightmare after eating bad crab. 1:37 PM Today

Dear @BryanFuller & @WendellPierce: HANNIBAL takes place in Baltimore. No reason there can't be a Det. Bunk cameo. 4:13 AM Today

Only 20 years 'til the Hogan's Heroes-style sitcom set in Gitmo. 10:47 PM May 17

.@iGregBach What in the hell is happening here? 8:46 PM May 17

.@Nathanimal86 TELL NO ONE YOU SAW ME. 8:43 PM May 17

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