@SpaceRaptor @LosFelizDayCare @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive The fact you can't tell it's a satirical account makes me suicidal...
I love you, @jimmykimmel. I love you so goddamn much I can't stand it. THANK YOU: http://t.co/K4ECtgJadT
The angry responses I get when I make fun of Bill O'Reilly on Twitter let me know which of my followers use catheters.
Has the Information Society released a statement yet? #RIPLeonardNimoy
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