That was the creepiest performance of "Goober Peas" since I did it on @parksandrecnbc. I tip my hat, @mrmattwalsh @VeepHBO
"Fucking comedians." Did you have to hurt my heart, @VeepHBO? And then make me laugh my own heart out of my ass? #iloveyou
In less than 4 HOURS @Stormof69 takes the stage at @LargoLosAngeles. Some tickets left, I think. Where will YOU be?
Account got hacked. Just fixed it. Although, this weight loss secret is BLISS. No more fear, no hate... http://t.co/RrGxmJTrRP
I lost so much weight with this secret trick! http://t.co/d70MkMJuIt

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